| whut |
[Jun. 30th, 2008|02:41 am] |
tabifluh
hello
cONKER
allo
tabifluh
dis be renee
tabbys little sister
cONKER
whut up naga
tabifluh
um i aint black
cONKER
did i say black?
no
tabifluh
wtf its the same
cONKER
no it's not
tabifluh
vulger mouth you have
cONKER
google naga
and see what it says
tiny person
tabifluh
its probably some kind of taco
cONKER
well you're wrong about the taco
try again
www.google.com
click that
and type in "NAGA"
4 letters
easy stuff here
tabifluh
well some ones grumpy
cONKER
i'm just trying to help you out, ma'am
fill you in
about naga's
tabifluh
North American Grappling Association
what
cONKER
alright that's not right
tabifluh
lol
cONKER
www.wikipedia.org
tabifluh
im not no gosh darn reptile
cONKER
hahaha
tabifluh
hahaha no
are you pretty
?
cONKER
hmm
tabifluh
cuz your bro sure is
cONKER
that's not really a lie
tabifluh
what sir
?
cONKER
i guess my brother is quite pretty
but no
i am a man
and thusly i have no time for prettiness
tabifluh
uhu
cONKER
but i try to be as handsome as possible at work, you see
for i am a garson
a waiter
of the...well not the highest degree, but i'm pretty awesome
tabifluh
arg!
cONKER
FOILED AGAIN!
tabifluh
whats that mean?
cONKER
lordy
www.dictionary.com "foiled"
tabifluh
well i dont rap things in foil only saran rap
or im confuzzed
cONKER
foil 1 (foil)
tr.v. foiled, foil·ing, foils
1. To prevent from being successful; thwart.
2. To obscure or confuse (a trail or scent) so as to evade pursuers.
n. Archaic
1. A repulse; a setback.
2. The trail or scent of an animal.
[Middle English foilen, to trample, defile, variant of filen, to defile; see file3.]
tabifluh
i know your so demanding
cONKER
i know right? what's up with that ;P
tabifluh
tehe
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|12:06 pm] |
monday night around 10:30 i got a call form marc. he amahl and dustin were attempting to write a script for a little short film they wanted to do. of course they actually didn't have any ideas, so they called me to get some concepts, or in other words to develop a storyline, characters, setting...you know, everything. so we spend about 2 hours doing that; i wrote up a synopsis and the introduction scene where you meet the main char
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( everything so far )
so anyway they come over tuesday to refine the script; we end up just drinking coffee and going to some 48 hour film festival party; i met a lot of actors and a few producers/electricians, and it was also pretty fun. i got to see a clip of john goodman from a yet-to-be-released film titled "Girls Gone Vampire," which sounds like a winner to me, and Chris Brown called me out "YOU THINK YOU'RE A RAPPER?!"
marc stayed over and all day yesterday we helped my dad mow the lawn and took care of my little brother while we drove my stepsister all over the world looking for handles for a box she's making. yeah, that looks a lot stupider when you type it out...after we got back from handle-shopping marc and i went to see "The Love Guru", which was actually pretty hilarious if you have enjoyed mike myers movies in the past. we came home, i set my alarm, and to sleep we went!
cut to this morning, i wake up to a call from Zea; it's 15 minutes after my shift began. so i call back and tell them i'm on my way; my manager tells me, "Unless you really need the money, you can just stay at home. It's no big deal." so i decided that i would stay here, obviously, to write this lovely LJ entry.
to be honest i probably wouldn't have made twenty dollars today anyway; i work tomorrow night so i can worry about my cashflow then.
and now i'm done with this entry, so everyone who was so entrapped, i'm sorry, but you have to find something new to do now. maybe catch a movie, or sing a little tune that will make you smile.
seriously, leave me alone...
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GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!
http://revver.com/video/814476/games-conference/ |
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[Jun. 12th, 2008|12:50 pm] |
so last night i was invited to a party at daphne's house to play some beer pong. needless to say it was a blast. i hung out with all of my old co-workers and buddies from work, played some mario kart, and probably drank a few too many beers, haha. somehow i never actually played beer pong though...ah well, i cheered at one point at least, so that was a good time.
i miss all those guys a lot; they are definitely a cool bunch.
at around 3am i got into the car and started making my way back to the apt; daphne needed to awaken for the small ones sometime this morning so she had to shut everything down. i went to BK and got a whopper before continuing back to the abode of marc and johnny and passing out.
my dream last night was really awesome; i drempt of the girl of my dreams; LITERALLY. i can't really describe anything about the way she looked or anything about that, all i can describe is the feeling that i had when i was next to her; it was something amazing that i haven't felt in billions of millenia.
sigh..
hopefully i'll see you again, dream girl. maybe this time you won't have to visit through my dreams.. |
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| harump |
[Jun. 6th, 2008|05:16 pm] |
i went to nicholl's to get some info about their education program and get my fafsa forms; i'll be filling that out tonight.
i worked this morning, but i was pretty lame and awful; i had 4 tables, one being a 7 top. overall it was just easy, nothing more.
paid off my seatbelt violation ticket today. i also deposited 100 dollars into my checking account and set up a 25 dollar checking to savings transaction each month on the 15th.
i bought a philip k. dick 4piece novel and also acquired the 4th manga of the Gunsmith Cats series; i have been trying to play EQ but without a pc or dibbz having it available i'm basically SoL ;/
mario kart is best played with the wheel, believe it or not.
also, i am very bored
and i don't know what to do with myself
;D
BYE! |
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[Jun. 1st, 2008|03:21 am] |
stardate 61173533808
i have work tomorrow at 11:30am and i work a double shift ;o
i am pretty indifferent about that; i'm actually pretty excited to be going to work and that i have a pretty good job for once; my dad is currently unemployed. he's had an issue with high blood pressure recently; tonight i thought how it was kinda a blessing that he had been given this time free of work and my step brother, nathan, and that he should use this time to help relieve some of his stress and just calm down and enjoy himself. he's been working hard and trying to raise a family for a long time, and it's catching up to him. he needs to take some time off and just do something fun. perhaps i could devise a journey which we could partake; something fun but close enough that we could do it in a few days.
i've been thinking about going back to school again; my mom says that she'll help me get back in. there's a program called teachers of america or something of that gist that will apparently pay for all of my student loans as long as i teach in this state for 5 years after i graduate. i suppose the real question that arrives is, "Do I want to be here in this state for at least the next 9 years?" it's not that i have anything against louisiana; it's my home, after all. the one thing that really attaches itself in my mind is katrina and the knowledge that it's very possible that the same events which sent this whole part of the united states into turmoil just a few years back will happen again; potentially more devastating this time around. i also feel the need for adventure in my life; while pursuing college is an adventure in itself, pursuing the world is an adventure that seems to shadow the college adventure.
logically i suppose you would take the steps and go through college to later pursue the world; but then i wonder if it's really right to plan for the unknown? should you go towards the things you "know" you can make happen or do you realize that it all depends on what happens the day after tomorrow anyway and get lost in the tides of time? if you have faith than you should accomplish exactly what it was you were bound to accomplish anyway, so what's the point of try to pretend that we can really predict the twists and turns life will give us? is the world exciting enough to pull you away from your sound and logical mind and trust nothing but your willpower and faith?
ANYWAY; i'm thinking of heading into school for an education degree with a specialization in "Earth and Space/Environmental Science"; i would be learning to teach and mentor high school level students, and i think that might be something that i would find quite fulfilling and amazing to do with myself. i feel that i am well suited to be a teacher, and i think it would give me a generous amount of variety while allowing me to continue my education and perhaps move up and teach college; not to mention that i receive the summers and holidays off. overall i could see education as something that would satisfy me, and i'm fairly excited about it. i just don't want to get excited and get into something and have it all washed away and destroyed; not to mention that i have to worry especially hard due to the fact that i would be taking advantage of that program. let's say something happens and the organization goes down; i get stuck with student loans and i have no way to pay them, you know? ah well; it's not worth worrying about quite yet. we'll see how this year goes; then perhaps i'll make my decision on whether i should commit another 9 years into this place or not.
i recently bought mario kart wii; i have been playing on classic controller but i might start playing with the wiimote; it seems that everyone who's in a top ranking position online uses the wiimote. online mode is flawless, by the way; the lag is practically null and i have never been stuck in a que for more than a minute or so. there is a regional or a worldwide setting, and each mode have very short que times. 2 people can play from one wii, 2-12 people are selected at the beginning of each race; each race a few leave, a few stay, and a few join in. as far as level selection goes, you can either choose a random track, or select one of the tracks that is your "best" or "faveeee"; each person casts their vote, then the vote is determined by CLASSIC NINTENDO ROULETTE.
hard
core
i'm done with the ramblefest
if anyone else has mario kart wii, recite to me your NUMERALS!
we shall fight; IN THE NIGHT! |
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[May. 27th, 2008|02:20 pm] |
marc and i are playing a game the game is on pc and is designed sort of like a ddr-esque game involving both keyboard and mouse movements. it is a sonic game, we are attempting to unlock the final stage; in which you use a car to grind across the final boss and attack him from the back.
hai shows up and i ask him to help, but he is too busy waiting for his girlfriend to show up with the "happy pills"
i say "the pills that make lasers awesome?"
"oh yeah"
we continue playing; marc and i are now in the same area that we were in in the game before, but now we are having a gun battle; shotguns only apparently. i defeat marc; my next opponents are will smith and some little white kid. this battle is a little harder, as we now have multiple weapons;
divination rod: the divination rod is a peripheral used in this game that has a keypad of 9 buttons. each button that is pressed is bound to a specific weapon class; from shotguns and automatic weapons to grenades and even proximity mines.
weapons used in this battle; shotgun, uzi (6), grenade, remote grenade (9), pistol
will smith fires at me with a shotgun; i hide behind a wall, come out, and load him up with a full clip from my uzi; each bullet wound appears on his form, but he doesn't flinch. this is, after all, a game.
i persuade him and the kid to chase me around a corner, leaving a remote bomb. i detonate it; their bodies fly forward and land near me. i walk up to will smith and place my shotgun to his head, but i am out of ammo. i then take out my pistol and out a bullet through each of them, winning the game. |
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[May. 18th, 2008|12:34 am] |
FOR THE FIRST PART OF THIS POST, PLEASE REFER TO THE POST DIRECTLY BEFORE THIS ONE
YA KNOW, INCASE ANY OF YOU ARE TOTALLY [SJASK]
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so i get to work; the table has already begun to show up. i get clocked in and start making love to the brains of my lovely guests.
the party goes very smoothly; time comes for checks and i forget to add the gratuity onto the ticket. my guests ask me about a grat, i tell them that i forgot to add it and i would appreciate their contributions; each one of them tipped me "decently".
the table was then reconfigured for another big table; myself and a co-worker [adam a] took the table together. i ended up with a table filled with children; this was one of the most annoying things i have ever done in my life. to describe to you how annoying it actually was would be impossible, because there are not words to describe it; only angry fucking swears and random stab wounds; but i will bring you the worst of the entire ordeal; at one point in the night, as i was checking on my children, one of the little girls [who was maybe 3] actually walked up and snuck me in the nuts. I ACTUALLY WAS PUNCHED IN THE BALLS BY A TINY BLACK GIRL TONIGHT!
the rest of the party went ok, i cleaned up everything, ended up making 56 bucks on this table. i go to check how much i made on the table earlier that night.
TABLE 1 TOTAL; $4
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GRAND TOTAL FOR THE ENTIRE DAY: $60
i went to the back, did my silver and ribnaps, and then came to the front to do my sidework. this girl, alex, who is not only a bartender but a VERY CUTE ONE says, "Hey Frank, why did you put this paper in the calculator sideways?"
"What?" i replied.
"Well Mike here says that you put the paper in the calculator sideways..."
[CAP ON MIKE - mike is like a 40 year old man who's about to be a father, and he's pretty fucking nuts, but he's cool. the first night i worked with him i stole one of his tables and he almost stabbed me. i'm pretty sure he threatened to rip my heart out, or something to that extent..
BACK TO THE STORY!]
i walk up behind mike, who is on the computer fixing something for one of his tables, "I'm coming for you first, Mike. I'm gonna come in when you're not expecting it, and i'm just gonna break you. Once you're broken i'm gonna drink your spinal fluid, and after you drop i'm gonna crack your skull open and eat your pituitary gland before running into the mall and going completely apeshit ;3"
he turned and looked at me, and i smiled at him before patting his shoulder and walking away. Alex looked at me in that "WHAT THE FUCK" kind of way and said, "Frank, you scare me..."
I laughed, "Aww come on, i'm just joking!" INSERT PAUSE "OR AM I?! YOU DON'T KNOW! HAHAHA"
that's the last i saw of her tonight. i'd say it went over well.
i finished up my work and went home; i have off until tomorrow at 3. i'm bored as shit. i went to dibbz for a while, but after realizing that there was nothing worthwhile to keep me there i left. i'm now sitting at home, drinking beer and posting in my LJ.
i am so fucking awesome, you guys. |
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[May. 17th, 2008|02:12 pm] |
so i am on my third day of working double shifts.
thursday was worthless; i picked up a shift for a girl who's getting married; i coulnd't really say no. no one else at the restaurant wanted to take the shift, and i coulnd't let her be late for her wedding because no one would be kind enough to pick up a shift for her. $30 all day.
friday morning i made 50 bucks working in the 90 section, went to get some chinese for lunch; ate with one of our bus boys. friday night i was in the 90 section again; i had tables all night. at around 8:30 everything stopped; i did all of my side work/rib napkins/silverware and was basically ready to go. i notice that there's a party setup in my section so i go to inquire; there's a 15 top coming in, and guess who gets to take it? me.
[side bitch: now i don't know how many of you have ever worked at a restaurant before, but when you're a waiter and you get good at what you do you come to realize that everyone's happiness in that place depends on the work that you all, as a team, put into the restaurant. we were having a contest to see who could run the most food last night; so of course the bitches who never run food were all over the place stealing food from under people's noses, and running food so fast that it actually messed with the general flow of the restaurant. in the meantime, there is running sidework that we're all supposed to do, such as running plates, getting ice, and being sure that everything is stocked and appropriate; no one in the entire restaurant was doing any of this but me. i ran plates, ice, glasses, and lemons all night long and, even when i confronted my managers about it, nothing changed. i worked from 11:30am until 11pm last night with an 1:30 break yesterday, so as you might be able to imagine i was quite tired. i did manage to clear 100 dollars yesterday, though, so all in all i guess it was worth it.
/bitch]
back to the party; turns out that the 15 top doesn't show up by 9:15; but just for luck's sake an 8 top comes in to take their place. at the table is this kid who is ass deep in a book who refuses to talk; i come to realize at some point during the meal that he must be a victim of ASSBURGERS syndrome, because he has the ability and the reasoning to co-exist, but instead chooses to ignore reality and stay lodged deep within his mind. his family did all the talking for him, so it wasn't just a good book. this kid sucked down root beers and water for a good 20 minutes so fast that by the time i walked away from the table i was headed back into the kitchen to conjure up another drink; this went on until his sister took his glass from him and told him he was a dick. i inquired with the kitchen whether i could request a poisoning, but i was denied. damn the luck.
so anyway i got a 24 dollar grat on that table; left work and went to dibbz for a while; call of duty 4 is the scrubbiest game i have ever played, but i played it anyway because i just needed to kill someone.
[side note: i quit smoking. i haven't had a cigarette in a week and i don't want to have one at all. the withdrawls are basically over, but i am still coughing up awful things and generally feel very exhausted and very sick. overall, however, i'm excited, and i really can't wait to be completely over this entire thing and on the path of "nonsmoking"]
when i got home last night i threw my clothes in the wash so that i wouldn't have to wake up so early this morning, put on some classic weird al, and drifted off into dream land.
9:40am - i awaken, throw my clothes in the dryer, and return to the internet to check my email, etc. i end up falling asleep, waking up just in time to be late for work. i curse zues and call my manager, who is in the middle of pre-shifting all of the people who WEREN'T late for work. i take a shower, iron my clothes, get dressed, call back to confirm that i am coming in, and get on the road to work.
12:30pm - i make it to work only to find out that i'm in a 3-table section in the backass part of the restaurant where i would have made no money regardless.
[this is really making me pissed. not only am i a competent, excellent waitier, but i have proven that i can handle the more hardcore sections of the restaurant. the more i prove myself, the more they fuck me over; and yet i continue to make money 9/10 times. it's just irritating because i could be making 2x the money that i am making if i were to just be placed in a decent section.]
my manager repremands me, tells me she understands, and puts IN MY PERMANANT FILE [oh no!] that i was an hour late. i wait around from 12:30 - 1:30 without a table, never even being clocked in. my manager tells me that i can go, but i need to be back by 3:30, 2 hours earlier than i was originally scheduled, for a 25 top with a co-worker. i stumbled out, tired, had some sbarro's, walked around the mall for a while, and realized that i wanted to bomb something. in other words i think i might be in the world's greatest mood; the kind of mood that causes 9/11's.
i drove around singing "ONE MORE MINUTE - al yankovic" until i reached dibbz, and here i am, 23 minutes remaining on my account, posting a blog on livejournal before i return to my place of employment.
blah. |
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[May. 15th, 2008|03:47 pm] |
You entered: Frank Anthony DiNicola III
There are 23 letters in your name.
Those 23 letters total to 124
There are 10 vowels and 13 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:Teutonic Male Free.
Latin Male Diminutive of Francis: meaning from France, or free one.
French Male A diminutive of the Latin Francis, meaning Frenchman or free one. Famous bearer: American singer Frank Sinatra.
English Male Diminutive of Franklin: Free land-owner.
Your number is: 7
The characteristics of #7 are: Analysis, understanding, knowledge, awareness, studious, meditating.
The expression or destiny for #7:
Thought, analysis, introspection, and seclusiveness are all characteristics of the expression number 7. The hallmark of the number 7 is a good mind, and especially good at searching out and finding the truth. You are so very capable of analyzing, judging and discriminating, that very little ever escapes your observation and deep understanding. You are the type of person that can really get involved in a search for wisdom or hidden truths, often becoming an authority on whatever it is your are focusing on. This can easily be of a technical or scientific nature, or it may be religious or occult, it matters very little, you pursue knowledge with the same sort of vigor. You can make a very fine teacher, or because of a natural inclination toward the spiritual, you may become deeply emerged in religious affairs or even psychic explorations. You tend to operate on a rather different wavelength, and many of your friends may not really know you very well. The positive aspects of the 7 expression are that you can be a true perfectionist in a very positive sense of the word. You are very logical, and usually employ a quite rational approach to most things you do. You can be so rational at times that you almost seem to lack emotion, and when you are faced with an emotional situation, you may have a bit of a problem coping with it. You have excellent capabilities to study and learn really deep and difficult subjects, and to search for hidden fundamentals. At full maturity you are likely to be a very peaceful and poised individual.
If there is an over supply of the number 7 in your makeup, the negative aspects of the number may be apparent. The chief negative of 7 relates to the limited degree of trust that you may have in people. A tendency to be highly introverted can make you a bit on the self-centered side, certainly very much self-contained . Because of this, you are not very adaptable, and you may tend to be overly critical and intolerant. You really like to work alone, at your own pace and in your own way. You neither show or understand emotions very well.
Your Soul Urge number is: 6
A Soul Urge number of 6 means:
With a number 6 Soul Urge, you would like to be appreciated for your ability to handle responsibility. Your home and family are likely to be a strong focus for you, perhaps the strongest focus of your life. Friendship, love, and affection are high on your list of priorities for a happy life. You have a lot of diplomatic tendencies in your makeup, as you a able to rectify and balance situations with an innate skill. You like working with people rather than by yourself. It is extremely important for you to have harmony in your environment at all times.
The positive side of the 6 Soul Urge produces a huge capacity for responsibility; you are always there and ready to assume more than your share of the load. If you possess positive 6 Soul Urges and express them, you are known for your generosity, understanding and deep sympathetic attitude. Strong 6 energy is very giving of love, affection, and emotional support. You may have the inclination to teach or serve your community in other idealistic ways. You have natural abilities to help people. You are also likely to have artistic and creative leanings.
If you have an over-supply of 6 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative traits common to this number. With such a strong sympathetic attitude, it is easy to become too emotional. Sometimes the desires to render help can be over done, and it can become interfering and an attitude that is too protective, rather than helpful. The person with too much 6 energy often finds that people tend to take advantage of this very giving spirit. You may tend to repress your own needs so that you can cater to the demands from others. At times, there may be a tendency in this, for becoming over-loaded with such demands, and as a result become resentful.
Your Inner Dream number is: 1
An Inner Dream number of 1 means:
You dream of being a leader and one who is in charge. You want to be known for your courage, daring, and original ideas. You seek unconquered heights. People may get a first impression that you are very aggressive and sure of yourself. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2008|04:49 pm] |
My Personality
| | Neuroticism | | Extraversion | | Openness to Experience | | Agreeableness | | Conscientiousness | |
| You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge, however you very rarely feel depressed and are usually in a good frame of mind. You like crowds but sometimes feel overwhelmed by them. Sometimes you feel like you need some privacy and time for yourself. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You are tenderhearted and compassionate, feeling the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.
| Take a Personality Test now or view the full Personality Report.
The best ugg Boots. |
work was work. i got quad +1 sat; 2 6tops a 5top and 2 2tops. overall it was insane; i made 50 bucks, so i'm not complaining.
otherwise, i'm FUCKING TIRED!
and i'm also at dibbz :D
AND I WANT TO PLAY SOME GAMES!
BUT THERE'S NO ONE HERE
SO I MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME, AMIRITE?! |
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[Apr. 16th, 2008|04:31 pm] |
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earlier today i was at work. there was this guy there named jeff who was getting very upset at the sugar caddy he was trying to refill.
"God damn sugar caddy!" he exclaimed, "There's always one that has to be a bitch! I just wanna cock back and punch it in it's fucking face!"
i lol'd; a coworker, adam, turns the corner and replies, "Calm down there, Mr. Manly..."
Jeff, still angered, responds, "I could break this mother fucker, no problem..."
i lol again, and retort, "Well, if you really want to feel like a man you should give up on punching sugar caddies and just punch a woman!"
at that point our manager, who was subbing as a waitress for the day, walks around the corner and gasps.
my reply, "Man, tough crowd!"
edit: i almost forgot!
after this comment, jeff paid me a dollar to do the sugar caddy for him, since he was just so pissed he couldn't deal with it.
"oh that's great, i'll give this dollar to my punching bag...I MEAN WIFE!"
to which he responded "you have a wife"
"haha, no"
"ahh, just trying to offend someone, eh?"
"well, why not?"
/edit
some people just don't have a sense of humor, AMIRITE?!
also, this is what my service manager said to jeff, the man angry at sugar caddies, earlier that very same shift!
tony: "yo man, you know how to get rid of crabs?"
jeff: "no?"
tony: "well what you gotta do is you gotta shave half of the pubes off of your cock, then you drench the other side with gasoline and you light that shit on fire. all the little crabs will start running away from the fire, then you just stab the fuck out of each of the little bastards with an ice pick!"
i love my job. |
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| more of the same; i can't stop laughing, maybe you'll enjoy some classic comedy |
[Apr. 12th, 2008|01:22 am] |
3:26:52 AM 214223803: i was just doing some reading
3:27:36 AM 214223803: and i came across the word Catalyzed
3:27:59 AM 214223803: so i look it up and its from the word Catalyst
3:28:00 AM 214223803: derr
3:28:03 AM 214223803: anyways
3:28:20 AM 214223803: just for shits and giggles i dictionary.com catalyst
3:28:27 AM 214223803: and come up with this
3:28:43 AM 214223803: <td class="dn">1.</td><td>Chemistry. a substance that causes or accelerates a chemical reaction without itself being affected.</td>
3:28:55 AM 214223803: so i start thinking about that
3:29:07 AM 214223803: just, in perspective
3:30:08 AM 214223803: basically, what the definition is saying is that a catalyst is one thing that affects another thing, and those two things create a reaction of some sort but never actually lose identity, since they stay individual and unaffected
3:30:25 AM 214223803: so now you have 3 parts
3:30:30 AM cONKER: not exactly
3:30:42 AM 214223803: one item affects another item
3:30:46 AM cONKER: well
3:30:47 AM 214223803: and creates a 3rd item
3:30:47 AM cONKER: ok
3:30:50 AM cONKER: think of it like this
3:30:50 AM 214223803: without all being 1
3:30:51 AM cONKER: no no
3:30:54 AM 214223803: =p
3:31:11 AM cONKER: a catalyst effects one thing to make that said thing do something that it already does WAY faster
3:31:20 AM cONKER: think of a catalyst like...crack
3:31:31 AM cONKER: you have a metabollic process that takes 2 years
3:31:39 AM cONKER: well then you give the said metabolite some crack
3:31:43 AM cONKER: and it does it in 15 seconds
3:31:49 AM cONKER: but the crack is never changed
3:31:54 AM cONKER: the crack stays crack
3:32:05 AM cONKER: it just makes the whole process go by faster
3:32:25 AM cONKER: and the metaboite never changes
3:32:30 AM cONKER: it only does it's work faster
3:32:39 AM 214223803: yea
3:33:17 AM 214223803: so, 1 thing, (metabolite) plus another thing (crack) creates another thing (sped up metabollic process) = 3 things
3:33:24 AM 214223803: or 2 elements
3:33:26 AM 214223803: i mean 3
3:33:29 AM 214223803: 3 elements
3:33:35 AM 214223803: items
3:33:40 AM 214223803: actions
3:33:50 AM cONKER: you're creating that third thing
3:33:59 AM cONKER: that third thing doesn't actually exist
3:34:04 AM cONKER: it's a modified version of the first thing
3:34:28 AM 214223803: so the sped up process holds no weight
3:34:31 AM 214223803: and doesnt really exist
3:34:43 AM cONKER: after the catalyst is gone, it goes back to it's normal process
3:34:48 AM cONKER: and normal process speed
3:35:01 AM 214223803: i guess
3:35:07 AM cONKER: that's how it is
3:35:11 AM 214223803: but at the moment its happening its 3 things
3:35:16 AM cONKER: it's really not
3:35:23 AM 214223803: thats like saying
3:35:30 AM 214223803: that relationships hold no weight
3:35:33 AM 214223803: me
3:35:34 AM 214223803: you
3:35:38 AM 214223803: and a friendship
3:35:38 AM cONKER: well do they?
3:35:44 AM 214223803: but the friendhship doesnt mean shit
3:35:47 AM 214223803: and doesnt exist
3:35:50 AM 214223803: just me and you do
3:35:56 AM 214223803: and i guess honestly
3:36:06 AM 214223803: im clusterfucking myself
3:36:14 AM 214223803: because im debating something i believe right now
3:36:25 AM 214223803: and have believed for a long time
3:36:42 AM 214223803: its something ive never really been able to explain
3:36:47 AM 214223803: maybe it was some insight i had on acid
3:37:03 AM 214223803: that i never truly integrated into my life enough to verbalize
3:37:04 AM 214223803: it
3:37:11 AM 214223803: right now
3:37:31 AM cONKER: i farted
3:37:39 AM 214223803: ihate you
12:12:56 AM 214223803: you are a bastard
12:13:04 AM cONKER: this is the truth
12:13:08 AM cONKER: i will not deny that
12:13:33 AM 214223803: i knows it to be true. your mom told me the other day when i saw her at tampicos
12:13:49 AM cONKER: annnd i don't care about that
12:14:09 AM 214223803: doesnt mean it didnt happen though
12:14:18 AM cONKER: it does in my mind
12:14:25 AM 214223803: your mind is a lie
12:14:31 AM cONKER: how do you know that?
12:14:37 AM cONKER: how do you know you really saw her?
12:14:40 AM cONKER: what if it was a dream?
12:14:44 AM cONKER: what if you were tripping and forgot
12:15:01 AM cONKER: what if you've been on drammamine for the past 2 years and that was part of that whole experience?
12:15:03 AM cONKER: you don't know
12:15:09 AM cONKER: and if you can claim that you do
12:15:10 AM cONKER: i would LOVE
12:15:13 AM cONKER: for you to prove it
12:15:14 AM cONKER: with facts
12:15:18 AM cONKER: and provide evidence
12:15:36 AM cONKER: because i know you can't
12:16:03 AM 214223803: it happened
12:16:29 AM 214223803: thats about as much as i will dignify whether or not the fact that i saw your mom in tampicos and she told me you were a bastard child
12:16:33 AM cONKER: your word means nothing
12:16:46 AM cONKER: i closed the window and i don't remember you ever speaking
12:17:02 AM 214223803: yes you do. you replied to what i said, unless you forgot you were talking for a reason
12:17:31 AM cONKER: what?
12:18:03 AM 214223803: you said you closed the window. dont remember me ever speaking
12:18:08 AM cONKER: what?
12:18:13 AM cONKER: wiat who are you again>
12:18:14 AM 214223803: OMGGMSDM
12:18:28 AM 214223803: i am your mom
12:18:28 AM 214223803: essentially
12:18:28 AM 214223803: its fucked up, it is
12:18:32 AM 214223803: but the fact remains
12:18:36 AM 214223803: i am your bearer
12:18:41 AM 214223803: you came from my womb
12:18:47 AM cONKER: evidence
12:18:48 AM 214223803: because i fucked your dad
12:18:55 AM cONKER: evidence
12:18:58 AM 214223803: *plops fucking ovaries on table*
12:19:00 AM cONKER: pics or it didn't happen
12:19:06 AM cONKER: i'm leaving tis convo
12:19:07 AM 214223803: bam, you see that little trace element?
12:19:13 AM 214223803: NEVER
12:19:20 AM 214223803: hold on i have pics
12:20:16 AM 214223803: go here
12:20:16 AM 214223803: http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/7/D/4/sex_positions_right_angle_varb.JPG
12:21:47 AM 214223803: you quiver in the presence of my facts
12:22:04 AM 214223803: come on bruh, open the picture, dont you want to see your roots?
12:22:09 AM cONKER: what?
12:22:13 AM 214223803: http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/7/D/4/sex_positions_right_angle_varb.JPG
12:22:17 AM 214223803: thats what
12:22:26 AM cONKER: one more try
12:22:27 AM cONKER: what?
12:23:01 AM 214223803: the answer to "what" that your looking for could be a multitude of things
12:23:04 AM 214223803: be less vague
12:23:11 AM cONKER: fail
12:23:16 AM 214223803: NO
12:23:25 AM cONKER: you fail
12:23:26 AM cONKER: constantly
12:23:29 AM cONKER: all day long
12:23:50 AM cONKER: you even fail at failing, which is whatever you're about to say
12:23:53 AM 214223803: you want pics, i give you pics. you dont wanna look at it, thusly i "fail"
12:23:58 AM 214223803: but really
12:24:00 AM 214223803: i won
12:24:01 AM cONKER: you are a tard
12:24:02 AM cONKER: thusly
12:24:04 AM cONKER: you fail
12:24:04 AM 214223803: before we even started
12:24:07 AM cONKER: that was not my mom
12:24:12 AM 214223803: YES IT WAS!
12:24:12 AM cONKER: nor was it anything involving my mom
12:24:13 AM cONKER: now
12:24:14 AM 214223803: denial
12:24:16 AM cONKER: one more time
12:24:22 AM 214223803: what
12:24:32 AM cONKER: yes
12:24:34 AM 214223803: chicken fingers
12:24:37 AM cONKER: no
12:24:41 AM 214223803: no yes
12:24:57 AM cONKER: bye |
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11:14:01 PM 214223803: <3
11:14:07 PM cONKER: ;3
11:14:13 PM 214223803: how are things?
11:14:17 PM cONKER: the same
11:14:28 PM 214223803: good good
11:15:10 PM 214223803: as for me, i ran out of vitamins today =/
11:15:15 PM cONKER: oo
11:15:28 PM 214223803: mhm
11:15:39 PM 214223803: that shit just adds up
11:15:45 PM 214223803: and its expensive
11:15:52 PM 214223803: so like
11:15:52 PM 214223803: fuck
11:15:54 PM cONKER: that's how it goes
11:15:56 PM cONKER: i say fuck em
11:16:08 PM 214223803: idk about that
11:16:22 PM 214223803: i feel, fucking, vital
11:16:27 PM 214223803: with them
11:16:29 PM cONKER: lmao
11:16:36 PM 214223803: really
11:16:41 PM cONKER: well that's good
11:16:43 PM 214223803: i doze off when i dont supplement
11:16:57 PM 214223803: i pass out, lose focus, headaches, feel sickly
11:16:57 PM 214223803: lol
11:16:59 PM 214223803: idk
11:17:04 PM cONKER: that's because you suplement all the time
11:17:09 PM cONKER: which makes it bad
11:17:10 PM cONKER: by the way
11:17:16 PM 214223803: thats not true
11:17:21 PM cONKER: yes it is
11:17:23 PM 214223803: no its not
11:17:26 PM 214223803: tell me why
11:17:36 PM 214223803: and in what way exactly makes it bad
11:17:39 PM cONKER: if you crash out when you don't take your magic pills that means they're bad
11:17:48 PM 214223803: okay
11:17:51 PM cONKER: in my mind you should just um
11:17:53 PM 214223803: let me articulate before you continue
11:17:57 PM cONKER: no
11:18:00 PM cONKER: don't bother, lmao
11:18:02 PM cONKER: i don't really care
11:18:05 PM cONKER: you can do what you want
11:18:17 PM 214223803: i didnt mean to say i crash
11:18:30 PM 214223803: i dont
11:18:35 PM 214223803: its not like caffeine
11:18:54 PM 214223803: i dont really eat that much
11:19:00 PM cONKER: well see
11:19:01 PM cONKER: that's bad
11:19:03 PM 214223803: i probably dont collect as much nutrition
11:19:07 PM 214223803: as someone who eats all day
11:19:11 PM cONKER: which is stupid, by the way
11:19:18 PM 214223803: not eating alot?
11:19:25 PM 214223803: i eat as much as i feel i need to
11:19:29 PM 214223803: i go by my appetite
11:19:40 PM cONKER: you should set how much you're eating and when you eat every day
11:19:44 PM 214223803: im a lean ass guy, i dont crave fatty foods all day
11:19:45 PM cONKER: on a schedule if you can
11:19:50 PM cONKER: that's how it's kinda supposed to be
11:19:56 PM cONKER: and you don't have to eat fatty foods
11:20:00 PM cONKER: you should start eating
11:20:02 PM 214223803: i eat 3 small meals a day
11:20:02 PM cONKER: and eat healthy
11:20:04 PM cONKER: and uh
11:20:09 PM cONKER: that's better than eating a bunch of pills
11:20:25 PM 214223803: i eat 3 small meals a day and supplement every 12 hours
11:20:31 PM 214223803: and drink only water
11:20:36 PM 214223803: and run atleast 3 times a week
11:20:51 PM 214223803: -energy drinks on occasion
11:21:08 PM 214223803: i just, metabolise everything, quickly
11:21:10 PM 214223803: always have
11:21:24 PM 214223803: which is probably why i [crash] when i dont take my vitamins
11:21:33 PM 214223803: which is why i was upset about running out for the moment
11:21:34 PM 214223803: =p
11:22:17 PM cONKER: and like i said
11:22:22 PM cONKER: i don't care stas ;D
11:22:31 PM 214223803: so what
11:22:35 PM 214223803: i dont care that you dont care
11:22:43 PM cONKER: obviously
11:22:54 PM 214223803: you said something i didnt agree with
11:22:58 PM 214223803: the end
11:23:03 PM 214223803: i said what i wanted to say
11:23:04 PM cONKER: i was just giving you my opinion
11:23:09 PM cONKER: you didn't have to defend yourself
11:23:12 PM cONKER: because i also told you
11:23:14 PM cONKER: that i didn't care
11:23:16 PM cONKER: RIGHT OFF THE BAT
11:23:18 PM 214223803: you challenged my diet
11:23:22 PM 214223803: hahaha
11:23:22 PM cONKER: and that i didn't ant to talk about your diet
11:23:25 PM cONKER: or your fucking vitamins ;P
11:23:30 PM 214223803: blow me
11:23:31 PM cONKER: because i don't care
11:23:40 PM 214223803: =DDDDDDDDDd
11:23:42 PM 214223803: HARD
11:23:48 PM cONKER: declined
11:23:57 PM 214223803: no
11:24:01 PM cONKER: fuck you
11:24:06 PM 214223803: fuck your declined bullshit
11:24:08 PM cONKER: you cna't tell me i can't decline you bitch
11:24:12 PM 214223803: yes i can
11:24:14 PM cONKER: you don't know how to play this game
11:24:15 PM cONKER: you fail
11:24:15 PM 214223803: its a crutch
11:24:17 PM cONKER: again
11:24:19 PM cONKER: AGAIN
11:24:22 PM cONKER: two strikes
11:24:22 PM 214223803: decline
11:24:25 PM 214223803: doesnt make you cool
11:24:25 PM cONKER: don't fail me again
11:24:29 PM cONKER: dude
11:24:31 PM cONKER: nothing makes me cool
11:24:36 PM cONKER: that's why i'm cool
11:24:38 PM cONKER: because i'm not
11:24:44 PM 214223803: you think your cool homeboy
11:24:48 PM 214223803: its all facade
11:25:02 PM cONKER: i think i'm cool
11:25:06 PM cONKER: and i don't care if anyone else does
11:25:18 PM cONKER: because, essentially, everyone can go fuck themselves as far as i'm concerned
11:25:31 PM 214223803: you really feel that way?
11:25:34 PM 214223803: i mean, honestly
11:25:36 PM 214223803: just, wondering
11:25:40 PM 214223803: lol
11:25:40 PM cONKER: 5th
11:26:37 PM 214223803: look, i dont care about your game. im sure there is some kind of "right" thing i could do to "win" im assuming when you say declined i say something according, i dont even know if its really a game im in the dark here, i actually feel dumb, i think thats the point
11:26:39 PM 214223803: but fuck it
11:26:43 PM 214223803: im saying
11:26:44 PM 214223803: SHIT
11:27:02 PM cONKER: THREE STRIKES
11:27:04 PM cONKER: YOU'RE OUT!
11:27:07 PM 214223803: okay
11:27:08 PM 214223803: tell me
11:27:10 PM 214223803: i want to know
11:27:11 PM cONKER: it's fucking FUN STAS
11:27:13 PM cONKER: THIS IS THE INTERNET
11:27:16 PM cONKER: IT'S NOT SERIOUS
11:27:18 PM 214223803: OMGOMGOMGOMG
11:27:19 PM cONKER: AND NOTHING SAID ON IT IS SERIOUS
11:27:22 PM cONKER: DO YOU GET IT
11:27:24 PM cONKER: THIS IS A FUN GAME
11:27:26 PM cONKER: THAT I PLAY
11:27:28 PM cONKER: WHEN I AM BORED
11:27:31 PM 214223803: hahaha
11:27:37 PM cONKER: SO WHEN YOU COME ON HERE LIKE "OMG DUDE WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS"
11:27:39 PM cONKER: YOU FUCKING LOSE
11:27:47 PM cONKER: BECAUSE NO
11:27:48 PM cONKER: I'M NOT
11:27:51 PM cONKER: BUT I AM
11:27:53 PM cONKER: BUT I'M NOT
11:27:56 PM cONKER: SO YOU SPOIL MY FUN
11:28:01 PM cONKER: AND YOU FAIL TO SEE THE FUN IN THE GAME
11:28:03 PM cONKER: SO YOU FAIL
11:28:03 PM cONKER: END
11:28:08 PM cONKER: YOU DON'T HAVE TO FAIL
11:28:09 PM cONKER: BUT YOU DO
11:28:12 PM cONKER: SO I TELL YOU
11:28:15 PM cONKER: AND THEN YOU GET OFFENDED
11:28:18 PM cONKER: AND THEN I DON'T CARE
11:28:21 PM cONKER: BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING GAME
11:28:25 PM cONKER: AND IT'S FUN
11:28:39 PM 214223803: wow
11:28:45 PM cONKER: there you go
11:28:50 PM cONKER: was that a good explaination
11:28:55 PM 214223803: i get it
11:29:07 PM 214223803: that was badass
11:29:11 PM 214223803: i totally didnt see that
11:29:22 PM cONKER: this is what i do
11:29:36 PM 214223803: ive got that part
11:29:37 PM 214223803: lol
11:30:01 PM 214223803: makes me feel like i need to lighten up
11:30:13 PM cONKER: a TWEEEEENY BIT
11:30:26 PM 214223803: well, with the internet atleast, im fine in normal, real life interactions
11:30:34 PM 214223803: its just, messages fuck my head up
11:30:38 PM cONKER: FAILING AGAIN
11:30:44 PM cONKER: REMEMBER THAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL
11:30:46 PM cONKER: REMEMBER THAT
11:30:49 PM cONKER: THIS IS INTERNET
11:30:54 PM cONKER: AND THEREFORE THIS NEVER HAPPENED
11:31:15 PM 214223803: i feel destroyed
11:31:22 PM 214223803: hahahahahaha
11:31:27 PM 214223803: seriously
11:31:48 PM 214223803: this is my "you take the internet seriously, stephen" realization i was destined to have at one point
11:32:00 PM 214223803: like, the first one
11:32:02 PM 214223803: i feel so
11:32:05 PM 214223803: soulless
11:33:29 PM 214223803: okay im done
11:33:33 PM 214223803: holler at me
11:34:33 PM 214223803: on a lighter note
11:34:38 PM 214223803: listen to what happened to me today
11:34:42 PM 214223803: more insight into me
11:34:54 PM 214223803: so im sitting at a friends house
11:35:29 PM 214223803: and theres this chick thats acting lame, blah blahhing about how she just got out of the hospital and how shes got manic depressive disorder and bipolar
11:35:59 PM 214223803: but did not have this 24 hours prior
11:36:18 PM 214223803: and im like "so, did you go to the hostpital and get diagnosed before you left?"
11:36:25 PM 214223803: i guess she didnt really understand what i was saying
11:36:42 PM 214223803: i was being really specific trying to clarify if she JUST got this diagnosis or not
11:36:52 PM 214223803: not that complicated
11:36:56 PM 214223803: and shes looks at me and says
11:37:03 PM 214223803: "i tried to kill myself"
11:37:26 PM 214223803: and im like "yea, but did you get the diagnosis in the hospital, or did you have it before you got there"
11:37:40 PM 214223803: and she was like "no, i got it there"
11:37:49 PM 214223803: and i was just like, cool, so what do they have you on
11:38:14 PM 214223803: she says she doesnt know
11:38:25 PM 214223803: so i say If i say the name will you recognize it?
11:38:32 PM 214223803: and she says Yes, it starts with an <
11:38:35 PM 214223803: M**
11:38:47 PM 214223803: so i say, Maltodextrin?
11:38:50 PM 214223803: and she says no
11:38:58 PM 214223803: then i look it up on the interenet
11:39:11 PM 214223803: and fucking Maltodextrin is a food additive hahahahahahah
11:39:23 PM 214223803: so i feel played
11:41:18 PM 214223803: end
11:43:11 PM cONKER: lmao
11:43:13 PM cONKER: nice
11:43:24 PM cONKER: i'm writing lyrics to a song
11:43:29 PM cONKER: pickin treees in the summer time
i got three faces on my dime
i don't have enough time to rhyme
so i'll just eat some fecalmatter
i was raised in a steel cage
get my kicks from mayonaise
i don't know how many days it's been
since this cantelope became my friend
i'm starting to wonder if this might be wrong
that i shaved the skin off the top of my dong
i wrap my balls around a tree
to make sure it's not lookin' at me
when i take a doodie it's really hectic
i flush my waste down to the sceptic
and down it goes with a silly twist
but there's a man in the toilet who EATS MY SHIT
11:53:23 PM 214223803: its like i hear you singing it now
11:53:52 PM cONKER: good
11:54:17 PM 214223803: and i visualize you doing the things you rhyme about
11:54:31 PM 214223803: so its like, one big clusterfuck of sensation
11:54:35 PM cONKER: lol
11:54:37 PM 214223803: of tres
11:54:48 PM 214223803: okay
11:54:53 PM 214223803: i want to know something
11:55:23 PM 214223803: your real name is frank
11:55:28 PM 214223803: but everyone calls you tres
11:55:46 PM 214223803: i know its not complex, my name is stephen but alot of people call me stas
11:55:57 PM 214223803: and im not asking the origin of the, tres
11:56:03 PM 214223803: but, people MOSTLY call you tres
11:56:04 PM 214223803: always
11:56:12 PM 214223803: its basically more your name
11:56:14 PM 214223803: than your real name
11:56:21 PM cONKER: frank anthony dinicola III
11:56:28 PM 214223803: ive got that part
11:56:33 PM 214223803: just asking how you feel about it
11:56:34 PM cONKER: III
11:56:37 PM 214223803: ive got that
11:56:39 PM 214223803: just saying
11:56:41 PM cONKER: how do i feel about it
11:56:44 PM 214223803: do you feel alienated
11:56:44 PM cONKER: i think it's fucking awesome
11:56:48 PM cONKER: i'm annoymous
11:56:49 PM 214223803: because noone says frank
11:56:53 PM cONKER: no one knows who i am
11:56:54 PM cONKER: really
11:57:02 PM cONKER: and that makes me harder than the statue of liberty
11:57:29 PM 214223803: thats cool. but i was kind of asking, because, me personally
11:57:41 PM 214223803: when someone i dont know calls me stas
11:57:45 PM 214223803: i dont really care for it
11:57:53 PM 214223803: i think its great when people say Stephen
11:57:58 PM 214223803: and i prefer it
11:58:17 PM 214223803: of course, when my friends who were there before alot of people starting nicknaming me that, say it, im fine
11:58:20 PM 214223803: but like
11:58:41 PM 214223803: i didnt know if everyone calls you tres but noone stopped to think that maybe youd REALLY appreciate it if someone called you Frank
11:58:52 PM cONKER: everyone at work calls me frank
11:58:57 PM cONKER: everyone at home calls me tres
11:59:05 PM cONKER: it's how i can determine who i know from where without thinking aout it
11:59:19 PM 214223803: sounds like it works out
11:59:46 PM 214223803: i just wanted to be the one that asked in the instance that noone else ever did, if you really liked it or not. lol
12:00:38 AM 214223803: to be a considerate friend
12:00:41 AM 214223803: <333333333333333333333
12:01:11 AM cONKER: i used to hate frank
12:01:17 AM cONKER: but now i've come to terms with it
12:01:30 AM 214223803: i used to hate stasiowski, similarly
12:01:57 AM 214223803: i dont know if there is any aspect of your being that has instilled the exact same reaction in everyone youve ever met your entire life or not, but i have
12:02:04 AM 214223803: and that hallmark is my last name
12:02:04 AM 214223803: everyone
12:02:10 AM 214223803: "HAHAHAHAH"
12:02:31 AM 214223803: "how do u sa-y iitt, STA A KOW SKYY ?? HUH?"
12:02:35 AM 214223803: everyone
12:02:47 AM 214223803: it seems like, it wouldnt be that big of a deal
12:02:49 AM 214223803: honestly
12:03:09 AM 214223803: but its always been a great topic
12:03:11 AM 214223803: for everyone
12:03:13 AM 214223803: to laugh at
12:03:19 AM 214223803: then one day
12:03:22 AM 214223803: some guy was like
12:03:39 AM 214223803: i wish i had a cool ass last name, my last name is simple, its like, Doe or something
12:03:49 AM 214223803: then i realized my last name helped me be less ordinary
12:03:58 AM 214223803: and as a young teenager
12:04:03 AM 214223803: it really meant alot to me
12:04:06 AM 214223803: to hear someone say that
12:04:10 AM 214223803: and from then on out
12:04:18 AM cONKER: heh
12:04:19 AM 214223803: ive felt like my name gives me alot of character
12:04:30 AM cONKER: i didn't respect my name for a really long time
12:04:34 AM cONKER: but i kinda love it now
12:05:14 AM 214223803: theres alot of things like that, that if i never really came to terms with
12:05:18 AM 214223803: like, how could i live with that
12:05:26 AM 214223803: being unsettled about my name
12:05:27 AM 214223803: until i die
12:08:35 AM cONKER: you could always change it
12:08:50 AM 214223803: theres no way thats satisfying
12:11:04 AM 214223803: allys brother
12:11:06 AM 214223803: eric
12:11:13 AM 214223803: used to have a pet squirrel'
12:11:41 AM cONKER: i know i played with it lots
12:11:48 AM 214223803: so what was it like
12:12:05 AM cONKER: it was a squirrel
12:12:09 AM cONKER: it had a tail
12:12:10 AM 214223803: psht
12:12:12 AM 214223803: come on
12:12:13 AM cONKER: and it was kinda fluffy
12:12:20 AM cONKER: well what do you think a squirrel is like
12:12:24 AM cONKER: because it's just like that
12:12:29 AM cONKER: exactly like you think
12:12:30 AM cONKER: that's how it is
12:12:41 AM 214223803: well squirells you see run away jump off trees and do flips
12:12:45 AM 214223803: this one obviously sat in your lap
12:12:52 AM 214223803: thats why i want to know how it was
12:12:53 AM cONKER: chilled on your shoulder
12:12:55 AM cONKER: and cut flips
12:13:07 AM 214223803: thats so cool
12:13:19 AM 214223803: i just
12:13:24 AM 214223803: want to hold one so bad
12:13:33 AM cONKER: go catch one
12:13:37 AM 214223803: i might
12:13:46 AM 214223803: but whos to say it will chill once i capture it
12:13:58 AM 214223803: hell probably just try to run away as soon as i put him on the ground
12:14:12 AM 214223803: and i dont want some animal just to keep him in the cage
12:14:13 AM cONKER: woulnd' doubt it
12:14:25 AM 214223803: but this squirell didnt run away like that
12:14:26 AM 214223803: did it?
12:14:32 AM 214223803: i mean, he just, fuckin chilled
12:14:38 AM cONKER: they only had it because it's leg was broken i think
12:14:42 AM 214223803: hahaa
12:14:44 AM cONKER: and when it healed they let it peace out
12:14:53 AM 214223803: hey thats pretty cool
12:15:22 AM 214223803: yea, they could have gave it calcium in his little squirrel bowl
12:15:37 AM 214223803: or glucosamine
12:19:36 AM cONKER: lmao they prolly brought it to the vet
12:19:39 AM cONKER: and got it what it needed
12:20:30 AM 214223803: probably
12:20:36 AM 214223803: i still want one
12:20:38 AM 214223803: catch it
12:20:42 AM 214223803: break its fucking leg
12:20:51 AM 214223803: then heal it back to life with love and affection
12:20:59 AM cONKER: lmao
12:21:14 AM 214223803: seth
12:21:16 AM 214223803: finds out
12:21:18 AM 214223803: his aunt
12:21:21 AM 214223803: is a crackhead today
12:21:37 AM 214223803: that came out of nowhere
12:21:42 AM 214223803: i just, felt inclined to say that
12:21:47 AM 214223803: =p
12:22:51 AM cONKER: oo thas fun
12:23:18 AM 214223803: haha
12:23:27 AM 214223803: i had one offbeat ass day
12:23:29 AM 214223803: actually
12:23:40 AM 214223803: thats how everday has been for awhile
12:24:36 AM cONKER: actualize
12:24:37 AM cONKER: realize
12:24:39 AM cONKER: finalize
12:24:44 AM cONKER: bask
12:26:35 AM 214223803: something like that
12:26:46 AM 214223803: my mom thinks im on drugs again
12:27:01 AM 214223803: i feel like im just enjoying myself
12:27:05 AM 214223803: this, contentment
12:27:12 AM 214223803: i finally feel like, everything is in its right place
12:27:27 AM 214223803: it perspirates from my life lol
12:27:33 AM 214223803: and im my speech
12:27:35 AM 214223803: my thoguht
12:27:38 AM 214223803: my actions
12:27:41 AM 214223803: my performance
12:27:50 AM 214223803: and my mom interprets it as me being on drugs again
12:27:57 AM 214223803: expected, i guess
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| hmm |
[Apr. 11th, 2008|02:09 am] |
i really feel quite sad...
people are sometimes very strange, internet. very strange indeed.
work has been nice. not too hard, not too easy. just leveling on pretty sweet. hopefully it'll stay that way.
more or less i am at a loss for words.
BLAH |
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| wii code mistake |
[Mar. 29th, 2008|11:38 pm] |
ok, so my wii code is
this console's Will Number:
5024 6984 9352 5781
sorry about that mixup
i think my router should be configured to work online now
so YAY!
let's DO THIS SHIT DOGGIES! |
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| heart; stopping |
[Mar. 23rd, 2008|11:34 pm] |
it's been a long time since i really had something relevant to post about, and while this may seem completely irrelevant to many of you, i happen to be the world's biggest StH fan. if you didn't know that by now, i'm sorry to leave you in the dark.
i recently heard a few rumors about a game titled "sonic unleashed". tonight, after arriving home from work, i decided to look up a few details to see if anything new had reared it's ugly head.
what i found was more than shocking. i'm actually more excited about this than i have been about anything involving sonic OR sega in the past 8 years...
gameplay vid:
screenshots:
my current thoughts on the project; FUCK YES! FINALLY a sonic title that is not going to be hoisted directly into the bargain bin! a beautiful blend of 2.5 and full 3D in a "on rails" platform geared towards high speed action; this to me is exactly what sonic nextgen is really supposed to be about!
elements from sonic '06, the piece of crap that was released on ps3/360, and sonic & the secret rings, which was actually pretty damn fun, are both seen in the screenshots and gameplay vid. in my mind, these two games were made to "test the water", so to speak, on the nextgen consoles. sonic '06, which now finds it's home in the bargain bin at walmart, was a shoddy game at best, but i do believe that it was more of a "ok, what can we do on this new system" game rather than an actual "alright, here's your SA3" game.
you have to remember, folks; sega's problem over the years is that it always seems to jump the gun. the dreamcast, released far too early for it's amazing capabilities, eventually failed for that exact reason. sega didn't want it's first game released on these new consoles to be "THE ONE" that everyone has been waiting for. instead of jumping into it and having to release an unfinished, disappointing game, they decided to make 2 relatively short, lacking games to get fan feedback and test exactly what they could do here in the nextgen; not to mention the recent "rush" series and newly proposed rpg "sonic chronicles: the dark brotherhood" on the nintendo DS]. this game, in my opinion, is the sa3 promised at the end of sa2 [something to the terms of "be patient, true fans. we will be back one day."] to me all of the games that have come out until this point have simply been "fillers" created due to the buyout of sega corporation to sammy, the loss of Yuji Naka and other great sega moguls, and the general disappointment that has spawned from general failure of the great dreamcast console. over this time, sega has released many awful sonic related games; but think of the reasons why; sega was not it's own company over those years. sammy corporation dictated that it would close all of sega's lower pieces [which includes the elusive "sonic team"] and reform them all back into one SEGA conglomerate. the games that have been released over the years have been subpar, crappy games dictated to the sega developers by their new mother corporation. this conglomeration, however, was never implemented; which makes me think that someone [possibly nintendo?] saved sega from true demise. i have no idea on the true details, and i'm sure that i won't until sega finally releases a new console [you KNOW it's coming...PLEASE MAKE IT COME!]
so what makes this game different from the games we have seen in the recent past? sega's recent alliance with nintendo, and the money that they have been making on their DS titles and other releases [such as NiGHTS] have actually given them enough money and holding on themselves to break free from their mother corp's clutches. i don't think that sega ever forgot about it's true fans; i just think that they knew we would always be here waiting until the day that they finally came back to blow our minds all over again.
there is a screenie [see above] of sonic and a "werewolf" form; this to me is an awesome idea. a sonic that is as awesome, fast, and powerful as sonic, but without boundaries or a sight of what is "good". many people have been talking a lot of smack about this idea; i personally think it's very fitting for the "unleashed" title.
rush, adventure, rings, and sonic '06 all have visible elements in this new gameplay video, and i couldn't be more excited. from the talks, it seems that the story will continue where sonic '06 left off, but seeing as it's been announced that it will be a cross-platform release, i don't see that being very logical. i believe that this game may start on an entirely new storyline, but will hint back to older sonic games [possibly all the way back to the original], giving the people who have been playing sonic since birth something to truly empower their hearts again after all of these years.
so what's next, sega? the cards are in your hands. are you going to release something amazing and make a shining return to the game world and finally clear the blue blur's bad reputation? we can only hope so; i don't know how much longer i can wait! [ah who am i kidding, i'll wait forever...]
another thing that has been on my mind for quite some time; a new console release from sega. the nextgen systems have all been out for a year and we have a firm grasp on what the nextgen is all about. the next step up from this is, in my mind, immersive virtual reality. who better than sega to come out with the first VR console? the other major production companies are focused on their next big releases, which won't be for years. sega, on the other hand, has not released a system since, what, 1998? do you honestly think that they just gave up on systems all together? for a sega fan and enthusiast, i highly doubt that. i believe that in the near future we will see a new sega console release, and that release is going to ritualistically blow our fucking minds as much as the first stage of SA1 did to us all those years ago. [back in the day of ps1 and n64, the 128 dc system was astonishing]
then again, maybe i just have delusions of grandeur...ah well, i like it that way ;3 gives me something to look forward to!
in other news, Zea has been treating me well enough. tommorow i get my first 2-table section, afterwhich i will be taking a normal amount of tables. come visit me! i'll be the guy dressed in black waiting tables
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*cymbal crash* |
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| new job; GET [and some other random crap] |
[Mar. 12th, 2008|04:18 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | dibbz | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  hyperbolic | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | a bunch of quarz talking about OMG THERZ A ROUGE RIGHT HERE! | ] |
so today i got hired at ZEA in the esplanade mall; orientation is sometime next week; i need POLYBLEND black shirts and pants, and some pens; a new pair of shoes, etc etc. really excited to be back in the waiting industry; i don't know how you guys feel, but i absolutely love being a waiter. something about the crappiness of it all makes me want to do it over and over again; that and the pay's not that shabby, if you get my drift.
i beleieve i am going to see a band called GHOSTLAND OBSERVATORY tommorow night somewhere downtown with marc and tabitha; other than that i have no plans whatsoever until moday other than BRAWL and the possibility that i will get back on WoW, though i think i would rather shoot myself in the brain than actually dedicate any more time to that crap.
the IRS wants to tax your life; BOSTON TEA PARTY 2, GO!!
kenny wants me to buy him brawl, and i'm thinking about it; but i don't know if i should buy it and ship it or if i should just send him the cash and let him go buy it himself; does anyone know the shipping cost of a wii game?
BLAH; i am bored. i'm currently at dibbz watching everyone play WoW and feeling like all hope is lost that i will ever get to play an FPS in this building again; but the computers are really nice, though!
edit: i had to add a link to this
dogg play will ftw |
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| BRAWL and wiicodesss |
[Mar. 11th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
this console's Will Number:
5024 6984 9353 5781
brawl code:
2105 8345 2834
BRING IT ON SUCKAZZZ!!!!
i have to go get my hair cut today, but i don't want to D;
barrrhhhhggggg |
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[Mar. 11th, 2008|02:49 am] |
ROARRR!!
quick update
-moved to hahnville; living with dad; things have been great
-applied for a job at ZEA at the esplanade mall; hoping to hear good things on wednesday
-hair must disappear ;-;
-it will grow back, HUZZAH
-BRAWL IS TIGHT! i am 35% of the way through SSE mode [i shall post my code later so that we can get it on, intimately, in an online kinda way]
-i have a journal that i actually post in here
-my gmail inbox is a lonely home for spam [laserblast@gmail.com]
-i still like to draw
-i still like to play quake
-i still like to hang out with my friends [that would be you guys; oh and those other fuckers who don't seem to have LJ]
-i miss my old friends [ONCE AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE YOU!] and i hope that we can hang out and have some pizza sometime soon
-me and kenny made a band; totally awesome
-i have aim! and i am lonley on there too! [m3d1c4lm3ch4n1c4] it would be nice to get a message from YOU and YOU and...oh wait...oh...YOU!
-my cell number is [hah]5192816
also, i like cake and such.
so um, i guess that about sums up the whole update thingy. more to come? we'll think about that.
and now, to finish up this very informative post, a blast from the past! a comparative look at my results to the DANTE'S INFERNO quiz, taken respectively in the years of 2003 and 2008:
2003-
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme*
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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2008-
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 [Lustful] | High
Level 3 [Gluttonous] | Very Low
Level 4 [Prodigal and Avaricious] | Low
Level 5 [Wrathful and Gloomy] | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis [Heretics] | Very Low
Level 7 [Violent] | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge [Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers] | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus [Treacherous] | Low
change is good, amirite?
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